Simple,but Classic Example.

A religious mother took her child to a temple,

In the corridor,
Child: Mom look, a cow. Can we get milk from her?
Mom(smilingly): Its just a statue.
Child (scarily): Oh mom, there is a tiger. Can he attack us?
Mom(smilingly): Its just a statue.
Child (scarily): Oh mom, there is a Dragon. Can he make fire from his month?
Mom(smilingly): Its just a statue.
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Inside temple,

Mom: That's your god, bow your head. God will give you what you ask him.
Child (smilingly): Its just a statue...!!!